Let me start out by saying I am super tired tonight.
That's why I was making the coffee.
I went to grab the bag of brown suager out of the pantry door, while looking at Lorelei while she played on the kitchen floor when I heard a big bang. I look back towards the pantry and there on the floor is a shattered brand new jar of relish. Oops... good thing the baby is on the other side of the kitchen.
My boyfriend comes in to investigate, walks over to the baby and pulls-- seriously-- a piece of broken glass out of her mouth.
Apparently one of the shards slide across the floor and stopped right in front of her, so of course she popped it in her (incredibly lucky) little mouth. Further investigation revealed no more glass in her mouth and no cuts at all.
My heart is still beating a little fast and I've aleady cleaned up the mess, finished my coffee and given her a bath.